The Commander of the Universe Has Your Back

Canadian Army reservists train at Fort Pickett.
Photo from Virginia Guard Public Affairs.

Do you ever wish you had your own personal army?

It would come in handy, wouldn’t it, when your boss chews you out, or when someone cuts you off in traffic. Just summon your cavalry, and your tormentors would soon change their tune.

The Bible doesn’t promise us our own armed forces, but it does say that we can call on the name of the Commander of all the forces in the universe:

The Lord of Hosts.

This compound name for God is found over 270 times in Scripture. The Hebrew word for “hosts,” Sabaoth, can refer to human armies, angelic armies, or celestial bodies such as the sun, moon and stars. It’s a military term: God as Commander of all creation.

We see this name for God appear when David confronts Goliath. David says,

“You come to me with a sword and with a spear and with a javelin, but I come to you in the name of the LORD of Hosts, the God of the armies of Israel, whom you have defied.” (1 Samuel 17:45)

Goliath must have wondered what David was talking about. The only army he could see, the Israelite army under King Saul, had been quaking in their boots for 40 days at the thought of confronting him in battle. And now here’s this kid with a slingshot talking about armies in the plural. Faced with David’s “threat,” Goliath might have thought, “Oh, yeah, you and whose army?” Famous last words, indeed!

Elisha and his servant were given the privilege of seeing God’s Heavenly armies. When they were surrounded by the Aramean army, Elisha prayed that his servant’s spiritual eyes would be opened. They were able to see the fiery multitudes of the Lord’s armies protecting them, the horses and chariots of fire. It was actually the Arameans who were surrounded! (2 Kings 6:17).

The title “Lord of Hosts” includes control over military forces, but it is also employed in Scripture to describe God’s power over every aspect of life…

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Jesus Has an Open Door Policy

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When building a birdhouse for your feathered friends, the size of the “front door” is crucial.

You must create the right-sized entrance hole or the “wrong” bird will take up residence.

For instance, a wren or chickadee prefers an entrance hole to be about 1.125 inches across. A bluebird likes a slightly bigger doorway, about 1.5 inches in diameter.

A finch needs an opening 2 inches across, thank you very much, and purple martins prefer a bit more wiggle room than that to squeeze through the front door.

And if you don’t surround the hole with protective metal mesh, the squirrels will chew the hole bigger and move in themselves. Then you’ll discover you’re the proud owner of a squirrel house (I learned this the hard way).

All of this got me thinking about the story of Noah’s Ark in the Bible…

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When the Underdog Becomes Top Dog

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Don’t you love it when an underdog turns the tables?

We’ve all cheered at movies in which the little guy triumphs over impossible odds and wins the day.

Part of what makes these stories attractive is the confidence the underdog displays in the face of adverse circumstances. He or she often thinks that it’s the other guy who’s at a disadvantage.

I’m reminded of a classic headline from a British newspaper, possibly from the early 1930s (and possibly apocryphal). The English Channel was blanketed with thick fog, making ship travel dangerous. The witty headline read:

“Fog in Channel: Continent Isolated.”

What makes this funny is that surely it was the island of Great Britain that was isolated by the dense fog, not Continental Europe!

You’ve got to admire this type of self-assurance.

I think this the type of attitude God wants us to display, but to focus it on faith and trust in Him. He wants us to believe that with Him on our side, the one who comes against is the one who’s isolated and on the ropes.

Consider the story of David and Goliath in the Bible…

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Why Is The Universe So Big?

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Have you ever wondered why the universe is so immensely big?

Astronomers at NASA suggest that the most distant objects in the universe are about 47 billion light years away from Earth. This would make the size of the observable universe about 94 billion light years across. (A light year is the distance light travels in one year, about 6 million million miles.)

But that just describes the extent of our observable limits. The universe is vastly larger than that, because it is expanding at a rapid rate.

If there is an “edge” to the universe, it’s expanding away from us faster than we could ever catch up. No matter how swift our spaceship, we would never hit a boundary of some kind.

So for all practical purposes, you could say that the universe is infinitely big.

But why did God create it this way?

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Fooled You, Satan!

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What is the best April Fool’s prank in history?

Many believe that a BBC TV hoax from over 60 years ago takes the cake.

In 1957 the news show Panorama reported that, thanks to a mild winter in Switzerland, the dreaded spaghetti weevil had been eradicated. As a result, Swiss farmers had enjoyed a bumper crop of spaghetti. The programme showed farmers carefully plucking strands of spaghetti from trees.

Scores of viewers fell for the prank, calling the BBC and asking how they could grow a spaghetti tree themselves. They were advised to “place a spring of spaghetti in a tin of tomato sauce and hope for the best.”

There must be something in the water at the BBC, because in 1980 their pranksters were at it again. On April Fool’s Day they announced that Big Ben, London’s iconic clock tower, would become digital and henceforth be known as Digital Dave. This “news” produced a flood of irate calls to the station.

Other European countries are no slouches at April Fool’s pranks either.

In 1969 the Netherlands’ public broadcaster announced that government inspectors would be roving the streets armed with remote scanners, detecting people who had not paid their TV/radio tax. It was suggested that the only way to stymie the scanners was to wrap the TV or radio in aluminum foil. The next day, all the supermarkets were sold out of foil, and suddenly a flood of TV/radio taxes were being paid.

These probably rate as some of the best wide-scale practical jokes ever.

But with Easter Monday falling on April Fool’s Day this year, it got me thinking of an ever greater example of someone being outwitted.

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